Gather your felt, pipe cleaners, and egg cartons... it's craft time!

Use a clean comb for Yankee Doodle Dandy and Camptown Races. Use a dirty comb for "Banana in Your Fruit Basket", "Backdoor Man" and anything by Bo Carter.

Decorate with construction paper and crayons. Make a cross out of matchsticks. Pray.

Hire a contractor from Alaska and maximize your rental property investment; glue two boxes together for a zero-lot line. We finally got a piece of the pie!

Make a scotch on the rocks.